Giant Jockey at the gym

My recurring nightmare came true - I fell on my ass (arse for you Bifes) at the gym. In my dream my bum leg craps out and I smash my teeth and I end up looking like a retarded jack-o-lantern...luckily that did not happen...anyway I was on the treadmill running at 3000km/hr while listening to Artie Lange and he said something that I will probably relate to in three to five yrs from now - "A lot of people say you do not have energy after you fuck but all the girls I'm with have just enough energy to throw up and then ask me for 500 dollars..." I starting laughing like crazy got violently launched from the treadmill everyone there thought a 767 crashed into the building and I just laid there screaming "estou bem" and laughing at the same time...you know what they say -"the bigger the jockey, bigger is the fall...

PL